This morning, I was playing World of Warcraft when a knock at the door startled me. I set down my diet Mountain Dew and opened the door to find my best friend Keith with a paper bag from the Organic Burger King in his hand.
"I brought your favorite," said Keith.
"2 number 5's with triple tofu and heirloom sprouts? Thanks, and God Bless your soul."
So, I scarfed down my snack while Keith farted into my couch cushions. "What are we doing today?" I asked.
"Remember? The Occupy Wall Street Protest? It starts in exactly 10 minutes, and I know you never like being late."
"Right! How could I forget? Let me throw some jeans on," I replied.
I ran upstairs and grabbed two pairs. "Keith, should I wear these skinny jeans or these really loose and baggy ones with the wide openings at the bottom that cover up my entire shoes?"
"Wear them both, you know that will make you the happiest. Are you going to take a shower?"
"What's today? Saturday? Nah, I had one Labor Day Weekend. Well, technically, I swam in a lake, but it counts."
"Well, at least bring a hat to cover up those long dirty dreadlocks. Wear that NASCAR hat you have."
When I was finally ready, I started for the door and Keith says, "Wait, can you tell me again why we're doing this?"
I looked at him and said, "Because, it's opposite day, Keith, and this is what we do on opposite day."
And scene.
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this made my day!
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