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Thursday, November 3, 2011

Open Letter from Ousted CEO

In a statement released earlier today, former B-rent's B-log CEO, B-rent, addressed his former readers in advance of his 30th birthday.
Here's what he had to say:

"30 years and one gestation period ago, perhaps in celebration of Valentine's Day or Ronald Reagan's Inauguration, I was conceived. Three years and 8 months ago, this b-log was conceived. As I approach my birthday, I realize I've totally been slacking in my commitment to this space and the decision to replace me at the helm was absolutely warranted.

I express my sincere gratitude to interim CEO Stickles for letting me have the opportunity to reach out to you one last time. Without further ado, I present a list of cool birthday presents and presents I'll return for store credit...

Cool present- bottle rockets
Lame present- snot rockets

Cool present-State Quarter collection book
Lame present-National park quarter collection book

Cool present-Lawn Darts
Lame present-Barn Farts

Cool present-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II
Lame Present-Chamber of Secrets

Cool Present-An RV
Lame present- HPV

That's it. Smell you later.
-B-rent. "

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