It's National Poetry Day

I didn't say what nation. Here are some poems I wrote. Also, you should know that poems don't have to rhyme. There. Now you're qualified to teach middle school poetry class.

Occupying something,
For some reason.
America.


If that's too political for you, try this one:

Beans, beans, good for your heart-
Research of effects on sphincter-
Is currently inconclusive.

Here's another.

There once was a man named Pop,
On the weekends he liked to shop.
He tried on some chinos,
But little did he know,
If they're not on sale, that's a chop.