Weiners!

MVP-Drew Brees- Correctly Picked by Mulligan!

First TD-Garcon! (French voice) Correctly picked by Digger and Crook

First The Who Song- Pinball Wizard- Correctly picked by B-rent (minus .0075 points for the absence of deaf, dumb, blind kids)

Last Who Song-Won't get fooled again- Nailed by Crook (Mulligan, I had to research which CSI used which song. Looks like you indeed had the right song in the wrong order.)

Reggie Bush Fumbles-If you count a fumble as losing the ball to the other team, then he had zero. If you count his entire career thus far as a fumble, then the number is 1.
Looks like everyone but B-rent guesses zero of the 'losing the ball to the other team" variety. Only B-rent counted the whole career thing, especially if you consider the fact he was overshadowed by not 1, but 2 guys named Pierre.

Defensive TD-Looks like most of us thought there would be one, we just couldn't nail down the right guy. At least Mulligan and I had the right team.

The post-Tebow commercial- Honestly, I missed this commercial. I think I stepped outside for a minute. If you know which commercial came next, let me know.

Update: Digger says it was a promo for NCIS:Jersey Shore

B-rent's Super Picks

Disclaimer: Don't use these picks for actual gambling purposes. My guesses are about as useful as that dude in Sugarland... not very.



SB MVP- The safest bet is Peyton Manning. But "safe" is my maiden name, and I changed it. Let's go on a limb and say the kid from Hofstra- Marques Colston.

First TD (Player)- Dallas Clark.


The Who's first song- Pinball Wizard, complete with a stage full of deaf, dumb, blind kids.

The Who's last song-The Kids Are Alright

Total combined halftime score- 34 (13-21)

Number of Reggie Bush fumbles- 2, which will be followed by shots of Kim Kardashian nervously wringing her hands.

Will there be a defensive TD?- Mmmmmmhmmmmmmm. Jabari Greer, with help from Randall Gay.

Which company will air a commercial immediately following the Tim Tebow, Pro-Life message?
None. CBS will cut back to the booth and Jim Nantz will be nodding his head in agreement.

A special honor for a special person

Every decade or so comes along a dude so rare, you can't quite fully appreciate him until you spend at least an hour in a car with him. In the span of a few short songs on the radio, and a quick stop at an unlucky 7-11, your gut will be sore from chuckling. Our special friend will be getting married before we know it, so I thought it would be nice to honor him in song...

Come and listen to a story about a man named Crook,
He went to Delaware, barely ever cracked a book,
Then one day he was microwavin' food,
And in through the door came a bumblin' Dude.

Diggs that is, blue and gold, ex- R.A.

Well the first Friday Night they go out to get some beer
Bouncers said "Guys, move away from here!"
Said Klondike Kate's is the place you ought to be
So they hung out for a while then went to Timothy's.

Pub, that is.
Soph-o-mores, boobie scars.

Mulligan Stew makes "Soup"-er Picks (That's a terrible pun.)

SB MVP- Drew Brees

First TD (Player)- Reggie Bush

The Who's first song- CSI Miami

The Who's last song- CSI (regular)

Total combined halftime score- 32

Number of Reggie Bush fumbles- 0

Will there be a defensive TD?- Darren Sharper INT return in the second quarter

Which company will air a commercial immediately following the Tim Tebow, Pro-Life message?- GoDaddy.com

Either Jesus or Crook places his "Super Bets"

JC said...

SB MVP-

First TD (Player)-
Pierre G

The Who's first song-
Baba

The Who's last song-
Won't get fooled again - The Bootie Barker theme song

Total combined halftime score-
24 + 17

Number of Reggie Bush fumbles-
0
Will there be a defensive TD?-
Not unless it involves Bootie's unmatched Booty coverage

Digger Please.

Here's what Diggs thinks about the Super Bets...

Mvp - Peyton

First TD - Pierre Garcon

First Who - Bubba O'Rielly

Last Who - Who are you

Halftime Score - 27

Bush fumbles - are we talking fumbles lost? If so 0. If times he puts the piggy on the grass, 1.

Defensive TD? Yes, Brackett with 10:50 left in the 3rd.

Post Anti-abortion commercial - Cialus.





Editor's Note: No word if " Bubba O'Rielly" will be performed with a washboard, a jug to blow in, and a fiddle.

Super Bets!

Send your guesses to me, or leave a comment.

SB MVP-

First TD (Player)-

The Who's first song-

The Who's last song-

Total combined halftime score-

Number of Reggie Bush fumbles-

Will there be a defensive TD?-

Which company will air a commercial immediately following the Tim Tebow, Pro-Life message?-

It only took me 2 and a half years to notice

Would you like to hear something weird?

In the very spacious men's restroom at work, there's a chair facing the the toilet and the sink. It made me wonder today if that chair is meant for someone to sit in and watch the goings on in the restroom? Is it for an observational study? Is it there in case I get tired on the way to the restroom?

IDK,guys. IDK.

TIme to Buckle Down

It's already February, so that means we need a Jerk of the Year, Stat! (That's the hospital kind of stat, not a statistic like RBIs or Poisson Distributions.)

I had a few nominees earlier on, but after some consideration, I'm ready to renew my list. Here goes:

1. Crook- By most accounts, he's as gentle as Advil on Nolan Ryan's stomach. I've got two words, however, that qualify him to be the biggest jerk of even the biggest year: "Seven. Eleven."

2. Doctors that won't let mothers eat afterbirth. It's nutritious!

3. The New York Jets- ...

4. Tiger Woods-Apparently he didn't even have to --- wait. Since it's a family site, I'm not going to make that joke.

5. The Nigerian Underwear Bomber-Thanks to his failed attempt, the rest of us will be subjected to full body scans. Now, sketchy TSA agents can catch a glimpse at our goods. Not only that, the Human Resources department at TSA has been overwhelmed with applications for screeners in the last month.



This list isn't all inclusive. You should feel free to send any nominees, but do it quickly! I think we need a winner by St. Valentine's Day.